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Food Party, Luang Prabang Style

At some time or another, pretty much everyone who travels in SE Asia takes a cooking class. Our hotel in Chiang Mai, for example, had brochures for no less than 10 culinary outlets, each offering the same basic itinerary: choose 2-3 dishes you would like to make, visit a local market to learn about various ingredients, and then return to the kitchen — sometimes at a restaurant, sometimes at an organic farm, sometimes in a pavilion overlooking a river — to learn how to make your chosen dishes. And then you EAT them!

We ended up taking our cooking class at Tum Tum Cheng, a restaurant in Luang Prabang that specializes in traditional Lao cuisine. For a while, it looked like it wouldn't happen because I was the only person signed up and they won't hold a class unless there are at least two students. Luckily for me, however, Tim was game enough to sign up too, even though he was ambivalent about the whole cooking class idea.

Our morning began with an a cup of coffee and a list of dishes to select from. If there had been more students, we could have chosen three dishes to make, but since it was just the two of us, we were allowed to choose just two. I chose two very traditional Lao dishes, Ho Mok Kai (steamed chicken wrapped in banan leaf) and Aw Lam (Luang Prabang beef stew.) Tim chose Nem Juen (fried spring rolls) and Kai Kua Sai Si Kai (lemongrass chicken). Chef Linda, the instructor for what amounted to a private class, complimented our choices and then sent us off to the Phosi Market, accompanied by a team of expert shoppers and our own personal tour guide (whose name I have since forgotten).

The Phosi market was a quintessential locals' market, selling everything from shoes to blankets, hardware to cookware, fresh vegetables to pickled crabs. Our guide walked us through the maze of stalls, occasionally stopping to identify various ingredients or to offer us a chance to sample some of the wares.

These are banana flowers.

Dried chilies, chili powder, and a variety of dried fish parts.

Small eggplants, about the size of a tomato. Not to be confused with what the Lao call baby eggplant which are bright green, a little bigger than a sweet pea, and both hard and bitter.

Stainless steel steamer pots. Along with a woven bamboo basket which fits on top, these are the most basic and vital cooking implements in the Lao kitchen. Without them, it would be impossible to cook sticky rice, the foundation of any Lao meal. It is impossible to underplay the importance of sticky rice to Lao culture. Lao for “breakfast,” for example, is “khao sao” which means, literally, “morning rice.” When the monks gather in the morning to beg alms from Luang Prabang's residents, they are given morsels of sticky rice. If you pay close attention while walking around LP, you will notice balls of this rice placed on the roots of especially old or beautiful trees or in front of statues of the Buddha or in the mouths of the sculpted nagas that guard the temples.

Rice noodles.

This is curdled blood, a very traditional Lao ingredient, but one that was thankfully absent from our cooking class.

These are not French Fries. These are cut up pieces of water buffalo fat. To prepare them for eating, they are either soaked in water until soft and then cooked, or simply deep fried. The smell is an unimaginably gamy combination of leather, meat, and feet.

Catfish, probably caught in either the Mekong or the Nam Khan.

This is Sakhan, aka chili wood, another traditional Lao ingredient. A vine that grows in the jungle, this wood provides a peppery, smoky and slightly sweet note to a variety of dishes (including the Aw Lam that I chose to make.)

A variety of fresh greens, some familiar — cilantro, basil, spinach — and some untranslatable. The recipe for Aw Lam, for example, calls for 1 handful of local edible leaves. These are usually wild-foraged in the jungle.

 

Not only are these markets places to buy your daily necessities, they are social centers for the local community. The sounds of laughter, gossip, yelling, and conversation fill the air. As Tim and I passed, enormous and clumsy falang that we are, the vendors would often stare, comment to each other, and smile conspiratorially.

Wen we got back to Tum Tum Cheng, Chef Linda gave us a quick rundown of the staple ingredients that form the foundation of Lao cuisine: galangal, lemongrass, ginger, spring onions, and of course, sticky rice. She also taught us how to make a rose-like garnish using a tomato peel and a carefully sliced cucumber.

We then ventured into the kitchen area where we learned how to make our dishes. In all fairness, it should be said that we did not prepare these dishes from start to finish. Rather, the restaurant's team of sous chefs did all the preparatory work — washing, slicing, chopping, and organizing the ingredients — and we simply assembled, mixed, and stirred.

This is the Ho Mok Kai. It was extremely aromatic, providing a complex layering of flavors and textures within a custard-like suspension.

The Kai Kua Sai Si Kai and Aw Lam. The chicken, according to Tim, was “infused with lemongrass flavor…delicious, moist and succulent.” The beef stew — thickened with mashed eggplant and roasted sticky rice and flavored with chili wood and local greens — tasted both unfamiliar and yummy.

Fried spring rolls wrapped in rice paper. OMG!

And of course, the sticky rice. The cooking method for Khao Neow is unlike any rice preparation that I've seen. The rice is washed, soaked overnight, and then washed until the water runs clear. The drained rice is them placed in a bamboo basket and steamed. After 20 minutes, the rice is flipped over and then returned to steam for another 10 minutes. After it has been cooked, the rice is placed on a damp wooden tray and gently folded to let the heat dissapate. Afterwards, the rice is placed in a traditional basket and served alongside the other dishes.

The Lao meal is communal and all the dishes are served simultaneously. Older people serve themselves first, but once they touch the sticky rice, everyone else can begin eating too!

Chef Timmy!

Iron Monkey Chef Fil!

I will admit that when I was first informed that we could choose only two dishes to make, I was a bit salty. I wanted to learn how to cook three dishes! Three! But after eating the meal we prepared, including a dessert of bananas and pineapples carmelized with powdered sesame seed, I realized the wisdom behind Chef Linda's decision. This was an ungodly amount of food. When we got back to our guesthouse, I literally passed out from overeating. Tim remained ambulatory and took himself for a walk while I slept.

When I awoke and Tim returned, we headed to Wat Sop to help with Sayfohn's English class. And then we took Sayfohn out to dinner at a hotpot restaurant on the banks of the Nam Khan. We ate chicken and beef and pork and shrimp and squid and egg and all manner of greens and sprouts and veggies, barbecued and/or boiled at our table. By the time we were done, Tim was woozy with food. We thanked, hugged, and then parted ways with Sayfohn and then we headed back to our guesthouse.

But I wasn't done yet. While Tim stumbled back to the room, I walked to the nearest crepe stand and ordered a banana and Nutella crepe. And then I ate it. And it was GOOD!

 

Ain’t No Party Like a Thai Food Party

Because its my 42nd Birthday and you know…food always goes well with birthdays!

Night food market, Bangkok

Boiled hanging chicken, anyone?

Hmm. How about the farang favorite, fried chicken and rice?

Menu for our favorite corner restaurant in Chiang Mai

And the restaurant itself. Jip, the proprietrix, did not want her picture taken.

Vietnamese noodle soup and pad thai with egg

Spicy mango salad.

Pineapple banana shake…oh em gee

Steamed bun place in Chiang Mai

Green tea and Thai tea steamed buns.

Night market restaurant in Chiang Mai

Veggie spring rolls from night market food court

Um. Random gelatinous forms in sweetened water-milk. Two bites and done,

Banana and Nutella roti

Some kind of pork and beef stew. A northern specialty. Flavors? Tasty. Texture of meat? GROSS.

 

This is what Thai people think western people like for breakfast.

Instant coffee. This seems to be the norm.

When homesickness wins out.

Fresh squeezed orange juice.

Food cart in Chiang Mai's Chinatown.

More food cart, more Chinatown, Lunar New Year!

Are you hungry yet?

Soft shell crabs.

Pad Thai made to order.

Mmmmmmm…

More sausages than Wisconsin.

Enoki mushrooms wrapped in ham and grilled.

Sticky rice crackers drying before being deep fried.

Finished rice cracker treat. Sweet, savory, salty; delicious.

Bags of Thai caramel. Not caramel as the west knows it, but flavored concoctions of palm sugar sticky rice flour. Flavors: coconut, strawberry, Thai herb, durian, green tea, sesame.

Gelatinous dessert in plastic bag.

Market fish and sausage.

Pork rinds, Thai style.

Chicken deep frying in a locals' market.

Fresh papaya juice.

Fried mushroom cakes.

Citrus sesame cucumber dipping sauce.

Fried wide rice noodles with egg, vegetables, and banana blossom.

More Pad Thai. It's like the macaroni and cheese of Thailand.

Penang currylicious.

Another western style breakfast. Yes, that is a hot dog.

Lemon tea. My favorite beverage so far.

Pad See Ew made with egg noodles.

Iced espresso with condensed milk.

 

25 Hours of Gluttony

Tony was kind enough to lend us a car while we were in Chicago AND drive us to the airport when it was time for us to leave. Thanks, Tony, you're the best!

 

We cashed in all of the frequent flyer miles that I've accrued over the past 10 years and flew all the way to Bangkok in first class. Neither of us have ever flown in first class before and so we were eager to make the most of it. First stop: O'Hare's first class lounge. Free wifi, an impressive buffet complete with fresh fruit, coffee drinks, juice, sandwiches, pastries, cheese and crackers, and of course, champagne. Tim pointed out that the cloth napkins had buttonholes to secure them in place as a bib. This was our first clue that the primary manifestation of luxury in western culture is gluttony.

 

There is also space, which is of course a very big part of the first class experience. Every passenger has their own semi-private pod complete with television, fully reclining seat, lumbar massage rollers, massive headphones, and entertainment options ranging from video games (I played a round of poker against some of my fellow passengers and won handily; something I took as a good omen) to movies (Bollywood, Hong Kong action, and “classics” like Ace Ventura: Pet Detective) to television shows (I finally got around to watching Downton Abbey and Girls).

But as I noted above, first class travel is really about the food. It's part Matrix and part veal pen. Honestly, they just kept bringing an endless assortment of food. And since it was the first and potentially only time we've been able to fly first class, we made the most of it and ate ourselves into a stupor.

There was more than just this. Nuts, a cheese and fruit plate, bread, a endless selection of chips, chocolates and other snacks. Just before we landed in Hong Kong, I foolishly agreed to eat a breakfast of herbed eggs, a potato casserole, sausage, ham, yogurt, and fruit. I don't drink, so I missed out on all the glorious alcohol, but Tim made up for it by tossing back some red wine and a couple of Crown-Royal-and ginger-ales.

 

This is the route we flew on our way to Hong Kong. As you can see, we flew up into the Arctic Circle, over the edge of the world and back down into Asia.

What this means is that we fell asleep at what seemed like night, woke up to be greeted by morning light, and then almost immediately, were plunged back into night. I forced down my delicious breakfast an hour before we landed in Hong Kong, local time 7:30pm.

 

Along with hundreds of other confused, stunned, weary and overwhelmed travelers, we stumbled our way through the Hong Kong airport, looking for the transfer point that would allow us to bypass customs and catch our next flight. Overstuffed, sweaty and dazed as we were, we managed to make it to gate 44 just in time to board our 2 hour flight to Bangkok on Thai Airways.

And of course, since it had been a whole 1.5 hours since we landed, it was time for a 5-course meal.
I was so full I couldn't even take pictures of everything else they put in front of me. When I turned down the cheese, cracker and fruit tray, my lovely stewardess looked so crestfallen that I agreed to the mango sorbet with fresh melon, mango and some unknowable tropical fruit with tiny black seeds. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I passed out from all the food.

Unlike its Star Alliance partner, United Airlines, first class on Thai Airways means more than just food. It also means that you will be met at your gate by a young, friendly, English speaker who will load you onto a trolley and whisk you through the sprawling, active airport, threading through groups of tourists from India, France, Italy, England, and every other corner of the globe. She will drop you off at a special, expedited line at Customs, and then she will hand you off to another equally friendly, equally cheerful young man who will retrieve your luggage, help you exchange your dollars for baht, and arrange a taxi to take you into Bangkok proper.

 

I felt a little sheepish for monopolizing this young man's attention with tasks that we surely could have accomplished on our own, but I figured we would be alone and helpless quite soon and we would make up for it then.

 

 

green chile mac and cheese ~ comfort food plus

you know you want some


there are millions of variants of mac and cheese and many of them suffer from one or more of the following defects:


1. too dry ~ take a perfectly delicious looking, creamy mac and cheese and toss it in the oven for 45 minutes and you end up with a dry rind of a thing.
2. boring taste profile ~ i, like most americans, am a firm believer in the power of cheese. this is no excuse to rely solely on cheese to give this dish its oomph.
3. too too too ~ in the desire to differentiate one mac and cheese recipe from all the rest, people often succumb to the lure fanciness. white truffle oil or morel mushrooms or other such pretentious nonsense are absurd.


this recipe is my attempt to make a mac and cheese that addresses all of these concerns. it is at once creamy, and full of distinct, humble and complementary flavors. if you have the mac and cheese itch, this recipe has a delicious and satisfying scratch.


middlebrow green chile mac and cheese


16 oz. of rigatoni
4T butter
1/2 onion, finely chopped
7 oz. cream cheese
2T flour
1/4 C roasted green chiles
1/3 C cilantro, finely chopped
2t grated lemon zest
8 oz. muenster cheese
3 oz. sharp cheddar cheese, grated
salt to taste
additional 1-1 1/2 C of milk


directions:


1. boil rigatoni (or some other pasta big enough to withstand the dairy onslaught) until al dente. drain, rinse with cold water.
2. while pasta boils, sauté chopped onion in butter over low/medium heat until it becomes translucent and aromatic and the butter becomes clear, about 10 min.
3. add flour and cook for 1-2 minutes.
4. add milk and stir.
5. add cream cheese and muenster cheese. add chopped green chile heat without boiling until cheese melts and the sauce is creamy.
6. add cilantro and lemon zest, stir and remove from heat.


assembly:


add cooked pasta to sauce and mix until evenly distributed. at this point, if you would like a creamier mac and cheese you may add up to 1 C milk and stir to incorporate. you want it creamy, not watery, so go slowly.
pour pasta and sauce into casserole dish and top with grated cheddar cheese. if you’d like, sprinkle with paprika or cayenne pepper.

place dish under broiler and turn oven to broil. watch carefully. wait until cheddar cheese has melted and formed a golden brown crust. remove and serve hot.


yummy! the crispy/chewy/cheesy crust contrasts nicely with the creamy sauce and with the slight toothiness of the rigatoni. broiling, rather than baking, preserves the moisture and fullness of the sauce.


each of the supporting flavors enhance and complement the essential cheesiness; the roasted green chile adding depth and the lemon zest providing a lightness that keeps this dish from feeling overly rich or greasy. the cilantro plays nicely with the rest of the flavors sometimes in the background, sometimes front and center. and despite the richness and complexity, it still manages to be pure mac and cheese; comfort food at its absolute best.

my amazing fast-growing watermelon baby

neither tim nor i have ever grown melons before. pitcher mountain — site of tim’s old CSA — is too high and the season is too short for this delicious fruit and so tim never tried to grow it. and me? well, i’ve just been too lazy and uninspired.

no longer! in our front yard, we have 5 containers spilling over with melon vines. we’re growing three varieties of heirloom watermelons, a couple of muskmelons and a couple of sun and moon watermelons. every morning and every afternoon i scrutinize the plants, checking for female flowers (the ones with the miniature fruits at the base). when i find them, i take a cotton swab and do my best to fertilize them with the pollen of a male flower.

when this process is successful, you get what you see here: an amazingly fast-growing fruit that doubles in size over the course of three days! this is my firstborn baby watermelon, his name is filechista khakcencio (it’s a long story and it involves facebook, so i’ll just leave it at that), and i love he.

i could and will just eat him up!

omelet overdose ~ santa fe, nm ~ july 27, 2011

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purple kohlrabi ~ july 6, 2011

freshly harvested purple kohlrabi. one of tim’s favorite veggies. myself, I am ambivalent. they look cool, but I have not yet found the recipe that brings them to their higher purpose. anyone out there have any kohlrabi recipes they’d like to share?

espresso bundt cake with chocolate/hazelnut cream cheese filling and spiced coffee glaze ~ may 7, 2011

took the plunge and bought a bosch compact mixer. tim’s been going on about the bundt cakes they have over at counter culture, so I decided to try my hand at making one myself. cobbled together this frankenstein monster of a recipe by adapting and combining parts of 4 recipes I found on the interweb. I wanted the glaze to be rich, sweet and a little bitter, kind of like ethiopian coffee, so I experimented with agar agar instead of powdered sugar. next time I’ll up the cardamom so it is a bit more discernible. it looks good, but I’ll let you know how it tastes tomorrow. happy mothers’ day!